Define The Spider Meaning

The Spider
When your fisting someone and your hand is in their ass, you spread out your fingers as wide as you can and yell: SPIDER!!!

...and that was the last time I gave someone the spider before cutting my finger nails.
By Naoma
The Spider
ejaculating on one's face while on the roof of a bunk bed

the spider is a sex move lol
By Kaye
The Spider

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By Genia
Spider
Eight legged creature of nope nope and nope with large fangs. It's other abilities consist of climbing walls, conjuring organic silk webbing, and inducing paralyzing fear and heart attacks into arachnophobes.

There's a damn spider in my bathtub where the hell is my damn flamethrower.
By Dorelia
Spider
A little creature that causes people to drive their cars into a ditch.

I was driving my mom's car yesterday and a spider crawled up on my shoulder, and after I swatted it away, I went into the ditch.
By Junie
Spiderism
The polytheistic religion based on the group and teachings of the Spider Gang, or its beliefs and practices. One must support the beliefs of the gang in order to be accepted as a Spiderist. Places of worship include, but are not limited to; the basement and the streets. Practices of this religion involve doing drugs, listening to the gangs music, participating in fanart friday, and placing cards against humanity boxes in children’s aisles.

Soon after I found out about Spider Gang and their ear rape penis music, I started to believe in Spiderism.
By Min
Spider
Satans Incarnation and Gods punishment for our sins.

AHHHHHHHHHHH SPIDER

Oh, it's just satans incarnation

WHY SATAN WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
By Meghann
Spider

That spider is hella creepy.
By Meggie
The Spider
The last shot out of a bottle of liquor that is on the house. The name comes from the thought of there being a spider in the bottom of the bottle.

Some guy: I'll take a shot of whiskey.

Bartender: Looks like you got the spider. This one's on the house.
By Shirl
The Spider
The last bit of a drink that is mainly backwash

I'd let you have some of my beer but all that is left is the spider
By Emmalee