Define The Toilet Meaning

Toilet
A place to sit and think. Also a good place to take a plop.

I'm going to go to the toilet and figure this out.
By Christie
Toileting
when someone is talking shit they are referred as a toilet and therefore are tolieting as a verb

jimmy:your mum loved me last
john: stop toileting you fuck
By Sydel
Toilet
A Holy shrine that will take whatever you throw at it. A golden seat of relief.

Guy 1: Dude where were you last night? I thought we were going to hang out?

Guy 2: Sorry man, I was on the toilet , giving it my dinner from last night, I think I partied too hard.

Guy 1: I hear ya, I think my shrine is calling.
By Charlena
Toilet
n. 1. The system of depositing one's feces invented by Mr. Crapper himself when one day his wife got sick of him taking dumps in the kitchen sink.

synonyms-latrine, crapper, lavatory, john, the can, the pot, stool, throne, potty, commode

By Veronica
Toilet
It eats your poop.

I took a crap on the toilet and the toilet ate it
By Tillie
Toilet
A seat-like object where you dis-charge feces from the anus.

By Ertha
Toilet
A seat-shaped object leading to a pipe which, in turn, leads to the sewers. Used to dispose of bodily waste - though urine is often disposed of on the floor around the base of the toilet. A toilet is a source of much hilarity with schoolboys or those with similar ideas about humour (like me, for example). Also used in insults (eg: "you smell like a public toilet"). A toilet is a place the Queen never has to visit (through some miracle of biology, presumably). People who are sick in the toilet are said to be "talking down the big white telephone". Although some toilets I've seen are so filthy their original colour is long lost in the mists of time.

In my old school someone took something out of a toilet and smeared it across a classroom wall. The teacher was adamant that the culprit would be made to clean it off. The guilty party was never revealed, so the shat stayed on the wall and festered for years after. This was a classroom used as a lunch-hall. What a charming school.
By Marcia
Toilet
Its a sanctuary where you take a shit Sometimes you may piss or even upchuck... Human waste goes here.

By Rubie
Toilet
A very scary place where even the bravest shit themselves.

Also, a place where you can read newspapers.

"I am the . I am the bravest man/thing in the world. Btw, what's this place??? Oh no!! Toilet!!! Gotta take a shit."

"Damn wife, I can't even read the newspapers in peace."
By Aeriela
Toilet
A place where history is made
#toiletislife
#notsponcered

By Lyda