Idiot #1: Dude, I bought this awesome mac
yeasterday!
Idiot #2: Awesome! How is it?
Idiot #1: Well, I can't seem to do all
the stuff I normally need to do on a computer... but it's popular so it must be cool somehow!
Intelligent Human: Hey you want to know the truth? Ever heard of anything from Apple being of
high quality? No, didn't think so, you fags!