1. A person who not only speaks too much, but also talks about things that
don't matter at all. Even if the things they talk about were important to anyone, they would be wrong.
2. Someone who
argues on subjects that they have no claim of expertise on. In fact, they
know nothing about it; or anything else for that matter.
3. Tom Cruise
Bill: Man, my internet sucks. I think I'm gonna switch ISPs. Anybody have any suggestions?
Tom: AOL is fantastic! Even if I didn't get internet service from them I would pay
the 20 bucks a month just for the
instant messenger and
chat rooms and stuff!
Ted: *sigh* Tom, you are such a butt tumbler...