Define The Turkey Meaning

The Turkey
a type of masturbation where you use your non-dominant hand (for example: if you're a righty you would use your left hand) to grasp your penis with your hand reversed so your thumb is facing your body (basically the opposite way you would usually hold it) and you gobble like a turkey while you masturbate.

Man #1: What is your favorite method of masturbation?
Man #2: I like to do the stranger, what about you?
Man #1: I prefer the turkey.
Man #2: I forgot about that one! Nevermind I want to change my answer to the turkey!
Man #1: Well done my friend.
By Bernadine
The Turkey
when you put a turkey baster in the girls genitals for 5 hours

By Ketty
Turkey
A male body part that often resembles the characteristic throat of a large bird native to America.

Hey Greg, your turkey is hanging out.
By Cyndy
Turkey
A bird that can't tweet.

Turkey cannot tweet, because Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan (Or if you are dyslexic, Pro Gay Centipede Ray) banned it's usage and access.
By Roxane
Turkey
A person who talks back and is snappy with it's answers just like a turkey would be.

Person 1: Omg I don't even finish my sentence and Amie was just there like snapping at me

Person 2: Ikr she's such a turkey
By Gui
Turkey
A secret spazz. A turkey is someone who has the appearance of being calm and even borderline monotonous, but just when you think they've fallen asleep with their eyes open, they bust a cringe-worthy dance move, make a psycho face, or a variety of other random shenanigans that will probably cause you to laugh with them. See also dingus.

Guy1: Dude, that swoll guy, Matt, over there is so chill. I don't even think he has emotions. Is he even blinking?
Guy2: No way broseph, he's a straight turkey!
By Louisa
Turkey
One of country in the world only ;

3 sides cover with sea , 4 sides cover with enemies .

İs that about Turkey ; 3 sides cover with sea , 4 sides cover with enemies .
By Bobbi
Turkeys

It ain't cool bein' no jive turkey this close to Thanksgiving.
By Gusta
Turkeying
The act of when someone goes to give you a high five, instead of slapping their hand, form a fist, stick your thumb out, and hit their open palm with the bottom of your hand (the part of your fist opposite your thumb sticking out) then proceed to wiggle your thumb while your hand is on their palm, saying "gobble gobble gobble."
Thus forming a turkey to thwart their efforts of slappin' five.

Jack: So I went to high five Matt, but he ended up turkeying me.
Megan: What a douche.
By Jany
Turkey
Someone who says something extremely stupid or blatantly obvious which should get them stomped in the balls.

Man 1: I can't pay Wayne Rooneys wages.

Man 2: shut up, you big turkey.
By Carmina