Define The Vending Machine Meaning

Vending Machine
evil machine that steals countless quarters from people and kills 8 a year (those dumases deserve, killed by a soda machine is sad)

u dirty evil machine, give me my soda and money!
By Inga
(the) Vending Machine
the name you give someone after they inadvertently or purposely drink a quarter during a drinking game.

"Yo, Matt...you drank a quarter?? You're like a vending machine...like (the) vending machine, THE VENDING MACHINE!!"
By Georgena
The Vending Machine
One person male or female that deposits an edible organic or in-organic object into their rectal cavity. Then another person male or female begins to chomp just outside of the rectum just at the same time as the object is being pushed out by the initial person that became the receptical. Thus the receptical, aka the person that just took the said object, organic or otherwise, becomes the living vending machine.

John is the vending machine, he just stuffed that girthy sausage into his ass, and now Paul is eating it, just as John shits it out.
By Madelyn
Vending Machine
A group of super attractive women or men. Individually they are usually referred to as a snack

"That bar last night was a straight up vending machine man" -Riley
"How so?" -AP
"It had all the snacks in there" -Riley
By Vittoria
Vending Machine
Something Ikebukuro is running out of.

"Dude, did you see that flying vending machine the other day!?"
"Yeah, it had to be {Shizuo Heiwajima}!"
By Jerrylee
Vending Machine

i got a fist full of vending machines (I control the drug industry)
By Harriett
Vending Machine
a group of "snacks" in one setting

my friends and I were in the mall looking like a vending machine
By Annemarie
Vending Machine
vending machine means a woman or prostitute. You give them money and they disperse just as a food vending machine would.

Hey that chicks a vending machine, i'd love to buy a packet of mucus
By Vera
Vending Machine
An abbreviation for

Ven bading the dick eating machine

By Angelina
Vending Machine
An alternate coded name for a cocaine dealer; generally one who sells larger than average volume.

Person A: "I'm going to get coke from the Vending Machine."

Person B: "That's Dope, man"
By Konstance