Define Theif Meaning

Theif
The idiot's way of spelling thief.

VICTIM: GET BACK HERE YOU THEIF!
THIEF: YOU IDIOT IT'S SPELLED *THIEF*!
By Arlette
Theif
someone who steals, or keeps something expired that neds to be updated like car tabs

By Amberly
Theif
a dislesxic stealer purhson thad dunt spel too gud.

By Erna
Theif
Theif is the act of stealing and is most commonly used in describing the past tense. It can mean stealing something literally or taking another style or custom and claming it as your own.

Watch out Jerome he theifs everything.

My brother Theifed that album from Wal-mart last week.

She Theifed my sneakers the colors and everything.
By Gayleen
Commander In Theif
George Bush, after his douchetard brother Jeb manipulated the Florida ballot count in Dubya's favor, causing a nationwide chain reaction that raped away any notions American citizens have that we might live in a free society or country where our fucking votes actually count for something more than a poor man's ass rag. For more information on the Florida vote counting debacle, go to www.unprecedented.org, a website for documentary of the same name, which outlines all of the criminal actions taken by the Republicans and fucking chimp-like bloodline of the Bushes.

"Hail to the cheif, our commander in theif" a twenty year old protester shouted, just before George Bush had him beaten to death and thrown into the landfill amongst the boxes of 86'd voting ballots.
By Daisy
Honey Theif
"Honey theif" is a name to someone you give when they have taken the sweetness out of your day.

Man 1: I'm having a fantastic day today, I think I might just sit back and relax, listen to some good old radio and drink some fosters.

Man 2: Thats cos you just got canned from your job, too poor to afford a T.V and too poor to buy some real alcohol to wash your worries away.

Man 1: You're such a fuckin' HONEY THEIF
By Ginnie
Commander And Theif

By Lilia
Chocolate Theif
A term adopted in a strip from the cool comic strip known as Penny-Arcade, Chocolate theif is said to be a synonym of the words queer and homo.

By Dorise
Theif

By Alanna
Joule Theif
Someone who steals your energy by talking absolute shit. Thus draining your energy. Thus stealing your joules

Someone who steals your energy by talking absolute shit. Thus draining your energy. Thus stealing your joules. Joule Theif
By Trixy