1. Someone for you to cry to when you lost your
puppy
2. Someone who your parents send you to become diagnosed or talked to because you have some mental probelm to hide the fact that your parents suck at
parenting
Note - Therapist is two words: "The" and "
Rapist"
Guy: I'm so ugly that I got turned down by a
hooker, I have to
cry to my
therapist now...
Friend: