A dispensation of time where you are expected to be ripping your hair out, growing a beard,
supermanning women, leaving your new wife to sneak off with
Larsa Pippen, get as many women pregnant as possible all at once like Nick Cannon, and of course use lots and lots of hand sanitizer, also known as 2020.
These are some
unprecedented times. It
turns out we survived the
pandemic and now I'm 30lbs bigger with 3 kids on the way and I have to explain to my wife where I've been.