Define Thick As A Plank Meaning

Thick As A Plank
Somebody is who is beyond stupid in general or at certain tasks. They are so dumb that they compare to a plank of wood in terms of brain usage.

In fact the plank of wood will usually solve the task before the person.

Jack: So did Alan manage to fix that rusty gate?

Bill: Nah man that lads as thick as a plank.
By Gavra
Thick As Two Short Planks
an expression defining how stupid someone is; chiefly British.
i.e.: the thickness of two planks of wood stacked one atop the other.
sometimes shortened to "two short planks"

"Whoah, you're thick as two short planks!"



By Mil