dude: What tha eff is wrong with me!? I just dropped an entire bowl of
hot nacho cheese on the carpet! I'm so mad at myself! GRRR!!!
chick: Awww hunny! You poor thinger!!! I'm sorry, let me help you clean it up.
OR
dude:
Hey ma wanna go check out the zoo today?
chick: Naw daddy, you know I dont like to see the animals locked up like that.. those poor
thingers!