1. Penis, cock, choad, wang, johnson, man bits,
oompah loompah, ding-a-ling, trouser snake, one-eyed monster, mini-me,
dirty pole, stick, pole, tube steak, weenus, pork sword, sausage, tool, virgin finder,
devirginizer, stanley, weenie, weener, dip stick, cockenballz, schlong, rod, monkey, monster, bishop, tripod, foot long, package, bulge, Mr. Happy, member, dick, overdeveloped clit, stuff, snuffleupagus, Big Bird, cookie monster, schmuck, putz, dong, horn, wee-wee, midget, widget, lightsaber, purple helmet, male sex organ, Al Gore.