Simply put we are the
ultimate fighting force in the world. We're all about
taking names and kicking ass. Our leaders are just that, leaders. When we fuck bitches we laugh when they cry from getting ass fucked. We
piss excellence. Some of our achievments are, spinkickabortion.com, Saber challenge all time winners, 4 men in the platoon have made their lady's get an abortion, and we have a clinically retarded member. (timothy bies)
Jesus to God: why did you name me jesus?
God:
well because i couldnt think of anythin better
Jesus:
i think the name third platoon is a
good nameGod
Well
god damnit your right