Define Three Hits Meaning

Three Hits
Three hits stands for;

My fist hits you
You hit the floor
And the ambulance hits 80!

A phrase which is used as a threat to beat someone up, and consequently put them in hospital.

" i heard about Gaz and your girlfriend, sorry mate"
"that Gaz is going to get the three hits! when i find him!"
By Mia
Robert Plant Three Hit Combo
Slapping A woman Across The Face With Your Penis First Then
Shortly Followed By The Left And Right Testicles Seperately. Usually used after doing something inapropriate.

Last night I gave this hoe a Robert Plant Three Hit Combo after she sucked my cock poorly.
By Ellene