Define Timers Meaning

Timers

Nearly get some fuck yesterday but the timers got home early from dinner
By Channa
Timere
The Most Nicest girl ever. Shes so pretty. And can be really goofy at times. shes definantly an Oreo. But she has a Boyfriend. And his name is Armani.

Timere (Ta-Mee-er)
By Ophelie
Timer
A person who believes that "time" is a physical entity, in contrast to the scientifically accepted thesis that "time" is merely an abstract idea describing sequences of physical events.

"Wow, she is such a nice girl, such a pity she is a timer"
By Emylee
Timer
A function long since lost in the world of Myspace. Many cameras come with it, though not so many are intelligent enough to use it.

Well, the timer function of this camera is sooo hard to use, so I'll liek.. go to the bathroom and take pictures of the mirror.
By Carly
Timer
A bag of pot bought for $10. Around the amount used to roll a single blunt.

"Dude I bought a fat timer from her last night!"
By Leoine
Timering
Used in Dutch (only?) slang to indicate a state of waiting

Who are we timering (waiting) for?
Lets timer (wait) here.
By Maurise
Timer
A fairly normal device but if used inside a bathroom, it instantly makes the user uncontrollably homophobic.

My Friend used a Timer in the restroom now he refuses to hang out with Dave.
By Erika
Old Timer
Someone thats been alive for a long time

The word can be used like this "Man that old timer knows his stuff, go ask him how to do it" If you need fishing tips ask a old timer they know there stuff
By Felicia
Lady Timer
This simply is a tool to time your ladies. Hence Lady Timer. Can be anything from a piece of paper to your mobile phone when used to time dates.

Dude1: "Look lets steal this nerds calendar"

Dude2: "Yeah. Why the hell would he need a Lady Timer"?
By Kamilah
Two Timer
a person that is seeing two people at the same time.

You are such a two timer! Never go out with 2 guys at once you whore!
By Sigrid