The top football-division in Norway. Contains 16 different teams whereas two of them,
Rosenborg and
Molde switch at being the best, and the remaining teams are a bunch of slightly fat
footballers who's more concerned about their hair and tattoos.
- Mom, I wanna be a footballer when I grow up!
- You can't.
Your'e shit.
- But in Tippeligaen there's
no limit at
how shit you can be