(person 1) Hey brother! How the fuck you doing today? Wanna come hang out for a while dude?
(person 2) die
By Sharona
The Die
The Die is a plushy shark which may always come back from the dead however he has to die if he wishes to survive so every day he is killed so he can live for half of the next day until he is killed the pattern is always repeated.
He is most commonly in the form of a plushy shark however can shapeshift into anything he wants.
The die rules over the lands and decides everyone's fate this is why many worship him.
Eddie: the die has been killed I will revive him at sunrise
Batu: this is good our leader rules on