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Define To Take A Shit Meaning

Taking A Shit
The act of defecating. Nothing to do with actual taking of feces.
Also, can be used to describe something that has almost become non-functioning or is poorly performing.
Not to be confused with giving a shit.

Joe is taking a shit.
or
The stock market is taking a shit today.
or
I got half way up that last hill and then my transmission started taking a shit.
By Bonni
Take A Shit
take a shit a less vulgar way to tell someone to fuck off when telling someone to fuck off is inappropriate or unwanted

my neighbors dog shit in my yard and my neighbor refused to clean it up i told him to go take a shit

my girlfriend cheated on me i told her to take a shit
By Jodi
Take A Shit
Aside from the relatively obvious use of the phrase (to designate defecation), "take a shit" as a phrase can apply to mechanical devices. An apparatus which wears out or breaks down at a very inconvenient time can be said to "take a shit".

"I told Frank to fix those worn lifters on his car engine but he didn't listen to me. Then when he went on vacation he was crossing the rockies when it took a shit on him. It ruined his vacation."
By Shari
To Take A Shit
To give birth to a pinoy.

I took a shit the other day and when I flushed it, it said "weeeeeeeeeeew ^________^". (To take a shit)
By Beatrice
Take A Shit
to completely and utterly dominate in competitive nature

"Did you see the Cowboys take a shit on the Eagles last night?"
"We hold all the objectives; we are taking a shit on Team Bravo!"
By Alanah
Taking The Shit
intentially joking

Yo are you taking the shit?

No bro this shit is on accident
By Olympia
Take A Shit
To have your name all over someone's phone, facebook wall, etc. Your presence is recognized.

Dude why did you just take a shit all over my facebook wall. My wall is covered with your wallposts.
By Bidget
I'm Taking A Shit
You got bored and googled "I'm taking a shit" and now you're here.

I got bored while taking a shit so I googled "I'm taking a shit"
By Annabell
Go Take A Shit
leave me alone or piss off.

ah,go take a shit!
By Athena
Freddy Takes A Shit
A shitpost involving Freddy Fazbear from FNaF(Five Nights at Freddy's) taking a shit, until he is interrupted by Nightmare Fredbear from FNaF 4(Five Nights at Freddy's 4) slamming open the door, t-posing. FTaS(Freddy Takes a Shit) was written by the redditor u/Springlocked800080(now u/White_Rabbit800080) sometime in May of 2018.

Guy 1: "Hey have you read FTaS?"

Guy 2: "Freddy Takes a Shit? Yeah, no shit, it's the pinnacle of comedy!"

Guy 1: "Was that a pun?"
By Evanne