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Define Todger Meaning

Todger
Penis British

Nice todger
By Leonie
Todger
1) a dick
2) someone that acts like a dick

1) he has a huge todger
2) mike is such a todger
By Nertie
Todger
A big fat hairy cock. Or a seish kebab!

pass the chutney before my todger goes cold!
By Jacintha
Todger
Penis Dick Cock basically a hilarious word for male genetalia

Often used in chatrooms

1: Hit 111111111 if you'll flash on cam!
2: (insert name here) is a 48 year old fat greasy todger with 3 kids and a wife.
By Karleen
Todger
a name for a penis, used famously by the late Oliver Reed

I'd like for her and my todger to get well acquainted
By Gabie
Todger
To describe something that's small, most commonly a penis, but can be used to describe anything small.

Person 1 : Do you want to see my dog?
Person 2 : Yeah okay
Person 1 : Here it is
Person 2 : It's only a little todger!
By Lynelle
Todgered
when a person is f*****.

Used by a sad and sorry little cfo in Chatswood
By Robinet
Todgered
a significant part of the male anatomy, on the opposite side of tight firm buttocks

Word used by a a sad small sorry cfo in Chatswood when he is tired or exhausted
By Sibylla
Todger Dodger
Quite simply a devote lesbian, who has no affiliation with the male sex organ.

You missy are a todger dodger
By Tobey
Todger Dodger
Someone who is a 100% lesbian or someone who has an extreme allergic reaction to penis (male and female).

"Did you see that women explode when she gave orall"
"look at her shaven head, army boots yep she is a Todger Dodger"
By Theadora