Define Too Drunk To Fuck Meaning

TOO DRUNK TO FUCK
TOO DRUNK TO FUCK

originaly coined by jello biafra

1. so drunk you can't lift your dick or even use it.

2. inability to grow your wood

this drunk dick is too drunk to fuck again, where am i going to get my crack money now?
By Ronny
Too Drunk To Fuck
Originating from a Dead Kennedy's song. This occurs when someone drinking alcohol has had too much and is unable to sexually perform. See also TDTF.

"Dude we're almost on the second carton!"

"Yeah I'm Too Drunk To Fuck!"
By Juanita