"It's tool time!" said the 280 pound tattooed inmate to Tim Allen in the shower when he dropped the soap.
By Kimmie
Tool Time
pl. (N)- the social gathering of awkward people who lack the mental capacity to understand that they being used as an instrument to please one that is higher in a social standard.
Guess what!!! Eetees tool time with Ash-hole & Megarrhea!!! YAY! YAY!
By Leonanie
Tool Time
Tool time is a sex act where you're fucking a girl in the ass and as you're about to cum, you ask her if she wants to know what time it is. Regardless of her answer, you respond with "Tool Time!" and hit her in the back of the head with a monkey wrench as hard as you can.
Named after Tim Allen's show "Home Improvement", where he hosts a show named "Tool Time".
"Aw yas, the burd's oot the hoose and ma internet's working again...it's tool time!" "Here, a cannay wait till that film wae the Olsen twins are on tonight - tool time!"