Define Toolio Meaning

n. One who is a tool, an individual who buys lunch with coupons, an person who drinks 3 Calvados falls of his chair and sings "Sophie Chap is my Cat" rather too loudly.


(alternative def.) One who makes a living selling wealth management solutions

( Melbourne Australia shaolin dialect) a socially misadjusted individual that tries tooo hard to be cool.

1. an extreme tool.
2. a mexican tool.

Tool with a twist. A toolio is an idiot, a douche bag, a skyler... A toolio is much worse than a tool. They are like tools, only 500 times worse. These toolios are found all over the globe, and it is not rare to catch one on the way to class, work, or even the supermarket. Watch out for toolios. Nobody likes them, and if you are sucked into one of their cults, you can never return.

One who is much worse then the normal Tool of a person.

Some one who is a tool, jerk, loser etc.

a leader and role model to those who reside within the 'tool' community. also someone who's sexuality identity and sexual preference should be openly questioned by all those who come into contact with said person.

appearing to have derived from the latin crooner julio iglesius

Where as Toolio is an ultimate Tool, El Toolio is the ultimate Toolio

One who misguidely believes he has chic fashion sense based upon 1960s safari styled television programmes.

"BGTs" are also distinguishable by the indutrial quantities of bison ear wax they use to "style" their hair. If not, "in country" they will readily replace the animal ear wax with L'Oreal hair gel or motor oil.