Define Top Gear Meaning

Top Gear
A highly popular and widely pirated automotive TV programme, produced in the UK for BBC Two, and presented by Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and James May. The show is intended to be entertaining, developing running jokes and banter between the hosts, rather than focusing solely on the featured cars. This technique - combined with the perceived attractiveness of the three male hosts - has won it a female as well as male audience, both in the UK and abroad.

"Did you see Top Gear last night?"
"Yeah, that Ascari was classic. Isn't Richard Hammond really cute?"
By Teena
Top Gear
Considered to be the greatest automotive magazine on television. It is broadcasted on BBC and ITV, and features the humorous Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Hammond. Every episode includes a very strange comparison of vehicles (not necessarily cars), which shows how silly the producers really are....

Top Gear is my 2nd favorite show, next to Family Guy!
By Henryetta
Top Gear
a really really funny program about cars. It used to be all informative but now it is sooooooooo funny! plus its great if your into cars aswell
XD

person:i like top gear
uva person: i don't, its all about cars and i'm a bus person
person thats not either of the previous 2: doesnt matta! still funny
By Britney
Top Gear
A BBC program which is now a Cult in the UK and the rest of the world.
Presenters Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond are Gods amongst cars, loved by nearly everyone (male).
Some women do like this program (see:lesbians) and some women like this program to hate it (see:feminist).
The program consists of English humour, put-downs, anti-euro remarks, anti-Americanist views and car test drives, but is so much more than that!

From Top Gear Presenters:
Richard Hammond: "I am a driving God"
James May: "I am the only real man on the program because Jeremy doesn't drink brown beer and Richard sticks his head in a bucket of hair product each morning"
Jeremy Clarkson: "Sure it’s quiet, for a diesel. But that’s like being well-behaved... for a murderer."
By Dorise
Top Geared
To leave someone behind when they are unable to continue the journey.

In true Top Gear tradition, every man that falls behind get's left behind.

P1: Why didn't you wait for me?
P2: We got bored and Top Geared your ass!

P1: Lol, he's dropped all his change on the way to the pub.
P2: Did you wait for hm?
P1: Like hell, we Top Geared him and went on without him!
By Karoly
Top Gear
The world's greatest automotive enthusiast program from the UK. Nobodhy can top it and the hosts Clarkston and Jeremy are amazingly funny.

The latest cars now come with F1 paddle shifters. If you can't afford it you can sell one of your legs because it works without a clutch" -Clarkston
By Cookie
Top Gear
A motoring version of Last of the Summer Wine for petrol heads.

Three mid-life guys pratting about and having a ball in expensive motorcars, usually with no definable reason but with amusing results. Moreso with Top Gear challenges.

Probably the most entertaining programme on the BBC.

Did you see Top Gear?

Yeah, that Zonda is wicked.
By Alix
Top Gear
A BBC Two car talk show consisting of car tests, reviews, put-downs, bad jokes, and fast cars. It was at its peak when presented by Richard Hammond, James May, and Jeremy Clarkson from 2002-2015. The current rendition of the show is a terrible joke.

“Hey, do you like that show Top Gear?”
“Which one, with the funny assholes or the losers?”
By Malena
Top Gear
A program created to give Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond an excuse to go on road trips and bum each other all the live long day.

Jeremy: 'Hey Richard from Top Gear, do you want to go to Bolivia?'
Richard: '...why?'
Jeremy: 'So me, you and James can have hot jungle sex'
James: I'll bring the lube.
Richard: Daaaamn, okay.
By Gerti
Top Gear Rule
An important rule of thumb to consider throughout life: when a footballer (that's soccer for Americans) buys a particular object, frequents a particular place or anything like it, it's probably time to move on, lest you become considered tasteless by association.

The Top Gear rule states that ultra-expensive supercars that only footballers can afford are not cool, because footballers are most often tasteless wankers.
By Ciel