If you live in a mobile home, and purposely decide to place it anywhere in Tornado Alley, you're not allowed to be upset when an F3 touches down and throws your single-wide a good half-mile away. Sorry.
a violent destructive whirling wind accompanied by a funnel shaped cloud that progresses in a narrow path over the land taking out everything in its path.
Your mom was given a tornado by your dad while you were downstairs watching Adult Swim, thinking your parents were sleeping.
By Rachael
Tornado
1. An burst of anger towards objects in the room, leaving clothes, books, chairs, etc. overturned and wrecked, similar to the effects of a
REAL tornado. Often occurs after breaking up.
2. A knock-off of the dairy queenblizzard.
1. Whoa. Jen had a tornado in here...
2. This 'tornado' isn't as good as a blizzard.
By Andria
Tornado
a sexual move, typically performed while facing each other, where the couple rolls over as a unit while maintaining insertion. not to be confused with the alligatorfuckhouse, which involves biting as well.
A sudden and inexplicable increase in customers, causing massive amounts of damage and devastation. Then, just as strangely as it appears, the whole thing blows over and the place is empty and now wrecked.
A sexual practice involving a sturdylazy susan or other freely rotating platform. A female (or male, if you're into that) kneels, preferably naked, on the lazy susan, tongue out. A male with pants down facing the female stands aside the kneeling girl and gets her spinning by gently spinning her by the shoulders. As she passes by, the female may lick or lap at the erect penis. The faster the male spins the female, the more pleasurable the experience.
For additional fun, additional males can join in the circle...and this is NOT gay and as long as the males don't make eye contact with eachother.
