Define Toronto Maple Leafs Meaning

One of the original 6 NHL hockey teams with a strong fan base in Toronto and the Toronto and Greater Toronto Area. The most Stanley Cup wins of the NHL next to the Montreal Canadiens who have more then double the Leafs total.

The Leafs last Stanely Cup win was in 1967.

The Leafs are to the NHL what the NewYork Yankess are to MLB considering dollar value, howeve the performance is a different story.

Leafs fans fall into 2 categories:

The first representing the much smaller group of the 2 being those that are extremely devoted and loyal to their "local team" and stay by them regardless of performance, even if they are in a 43 year (and counting) slump. God bless those true blue fans.

The 2nd group of devoted fans are the retards who honestly believe that for some reason the leafs have a reason and desire to win a game. They can commonly be identified by shouting "This is the year! This is the year"

These are the fans who have paid no attention to any other team in the league and for this reason have never made the comparison between the Leafs and a team consisting of real hockey players too see the difference.

The Leafs have the worst 3rd period performance of any team in the NHL. The reason for that being is lack of heart, grit, will and balls.

The leafs exist only as a franchise and buiseness, not as a hockey team. Evedince for this is on CBC during every broadcast of Hockey Night in Canada.

1) Toronto's NHL franchise.
3) A group of gritty, tough-as-nails men responsible for the anal penetration/spanking of 20 Ottawa Senators every year come playoff time.

Three words ... Nineteen Sixty Seven

The most loved yet hated team in the NHL. Most haters are usually jealous of the popularity the leafs'and their fans have. (Just remember) that the leafs hold the second most stanley cups in the league. haters tend to IMMEDIATELY jump in with "no cups since '67", "they suck", "they're too old" or other immature, insightful and hilarious comments. HA!

NHL Franchise, loved within the GTA, disliked by the rest of Canada. Known best for clogging up Hockey night in Canada with bad games and consitantly losing to their thier long rivals the Senators.

A team of whining pansies who suck the green fungus out of Bryan McCabe's cunt in the dressing room while probing one another's assholes with the butt ends of their sticks. All their tiny pricks are erect and when the extacy of defecating in each other's mouths becomes too much, they all blow their loads on over the coach's face. They then have to have a naked mud wrestling match and the winner of that match gets to lick all of the cum off of the coach's face and spit it all over his teammate's genitals.

the WORST hocky team associated Canada in the NHL, with some of the worst fans ever...they (the fans) live in the past...the leafs won't win the cup anytime soon...GET OVER IT!! start cheering for some other Canadian teams...like the Sens. GO SENS GO...baha

A giant group of fucking whining pansies who suck the juices and green fungus out of Bryan McCabe's loose cunt in the dressing room while probing one another's assholes with the butt ends of their sticks. All their tiny cocks are erect and when the extacy of shitting in each other's mouths becomes too much, they all blow their loads all over the coach's face. They then have to have a naked mud wrestling match and the winner of that match gets to lick all of the cum off of the coach's face and spit it all over his teammate's genitals.

1.The best and most popular team in the NHL.

2. The team single handedly responsible for the demise of the Ottawa Senators from the playoffs.

3.The team with the highest fan base

4.Home of Tie Domi, the player who can kick anyone's ass.

5.One of the original four teams, winners of 11 cup wins, second highest in the league.

6.Resonsible for the kick ass parties on Yonge Street.

A hockey team that is ALWAYS beat by the Canucks.