Define Tostitos Meaning

A tortilla chip manufactured by Frito Lay. Comes in Bite Size, Crispy Rounds, Scoops, Restaurant Style, Hint of Lime, Santa Fe, and Gold.

a cool chip
that get's eaten
but is still mad cool!

When two of your friends team up to simultaneously flick you in the balls and ram a thumb up your ass. The ultimate fuck you.

Closeted homosexual.

A couple comes home after a rowdy night of drinking and are hungry. The woman makes some sloppy left over taco meat nachos. After eating, they head to the bed and the woman begins to blow the man like a pornstar. When the man is about to blow his load, the woman is so drunk, she throws up a hot, sticky mess of taco meat, cheese, and crunchy chip bits all over his manhood.

When girl gives you a blowjob and folds her tongue so all the sperm is at the end

A phrase used to downgrade the meaning of any large scale event by plugging the product that sponsors the event.

Similar to regular dandruff, tiny bits of Tostitos on your shirt, belly, or whatever you are eating Tostitos over. This ugly stuff is a major design flaw in the Tostitos branded chip and a few other chip brands.

Can also be spelt as Tostito's Dandruff, Tostitos' Dandruff, Tostitos's Dandruff, or Tostitos Dandruff

To ruin a great moment with a horrible pun. The phrase spoke directly before the needle scratches across the record.

a day when all you eat are tostitos. yeah why do I need to explain because I have no idea