1. The seemingly
main goal of short, unathletic white dudes when they play basketball. For some reason, they believe the ability to touch the rim will somehow turn them into better players and/or add some credibility to their
weak ass game.
2. The sure signal, when having sex, that the womanās anus is about to get penetrated by finger, penis or
foreign object.
3. Something you never want to happen to any of your sexual organs whilst taking a dump in a public restroom.
1. i) Kid: āCoach, I know I blew
that layup and cost us the game but I totally touched the rim when I missed. I swear to God, I felt the iron on my
fingertip.ā
Coach: āGet the fuck out of my sight you useless piece of turdā
ii)
Frankie Muniz on Punkād (thinking heād
just seriously been offered a role in a basketball movie): āDude, Iād be great in a basketball movie, I can almost touch the rim dude. Seriously dude, ask my agent, Iām like totally close to touching the rim dude. Iāve been practising touching the rim. I rule dude.ā
2. i) āAlthough we were just doing it doggy-style, as soon as Shirley felt my spit-covered finger touch the rim, she knew sheād soon be getting my cock rammed up her sweaty ass.ā
ii) "Turning round to see the large metal wrench in my
hand about to touch her rim, Tammy was alerted to the fact that being kidnapped and tied up was not the worst thing to happen to her this evening."
3. Patient: āWhen I sat down to take a shit in that bus station toilet, the tip of my dick touched the rim and now itās turned green and burns like hell when I take a piss.ā
Doctor: āHmm, are you sure you havenāt just been screwing African bitches?ā