bitch, i cant cheat on you, i have a tractor trailer that might get jacked if i do it, f**k that, lets do it!
By Kathrine
The Guatemalan Tractor-Trailer
The act of ramming a Taco Bell $.89 burrito in another's anus followed by inserting the penis between the gooey baked beans and soft tortilla layer while pouring an uncapped bottle of Tabasco around the base of the penis. An extra touch of culture can be added by screaming Mayan battle cries.
I've been dating this Latin chick for a while, and she likes to get freaky. Last night, we tried the Guatemalan Tractor-Trailer, it was amazing! Bad thing is, I don't have any Tabasco left for my wings.
