Define Tree Meaning

Tree
something that sits in the ground and remains in the same spot for hundreds of years but manages to jump out in front of you on your way home from the pub

oh my GOD, what happened to you?

yeah i know, a tree jumped out in front of me...
By Liv
Tree

Jared: I like trees
Carl: ok
By Jordana
Tree
A bud of marijuana. Called that because buds of "Dank" or "Kind" (look those up too, meatwad) look like little trees.

Who gots the trees, yo?
By Cristionna
Tree
A weird bush on a stick that pops out of the ground, shits its fur off at autumn, sleeps all winter. and grows leaves again at spring.. it obscures scenery but without its heavy bush like breathing we would all die, some suicidal bastards cut them down...

LOL: look at that tree man!
BIG:i cant see past it
LOl; hey look some guys cutting it down!
BOOM
Big:yeah bitch dont kill me or ill kill you
LOl:why did you kill him? wtf?
Big:he was cutting off my supply of life
By Goldy
Tree

'one two tree testing'
By Myrah
Tree
pot, marijuana, bud, all the same...

"yo dawg, we gonna smoke some tree saturday?"
"fo sho man"
By Marie-Jeanne
Tree
A woody plant with leaves, a trunk , and root. Several trees have usually green leaves borne on the stem of the tree. Some leaves fall off by autumn.

By Ursa
Tree
cannabis sativa; that sweet sweet green.

also, see treefer.

"hey dude. meet me and nick in front of the school at the end of the day."
"why?"
"you know. something gooood."
"what??"
"tree."
"TREE."
"TREE!"
"TREEEEEE!!!"
By Deeanne
Tree
practically the definition of mentally and physically strong...
they start out small grow tall and thick and stand by as people chop down their friends and family

person 1: Jhonny it will be OK I know grandma is gone but she has gone to a happier place... be a tree and tough it out
Jhonny: ok I'll try
By Layne
Tree
Verb: To go 'tree' on someone or something, meaning to go absolutely crazy, mad or ape-shit mental.

Generally used by fans of dubstep and/or stoners.

"I'm gonna go tree on you!"
"Dyu remember that guy who went tree at the party last night and broke the window?"
By Freddy