Define Triumphant Meaning

Triumphant
Totally fucking awesome and/or glorious, i.e. Bill And Ted. Used often by metalheads.

"Dude, that chick is so triumphant."

"Holy shit, check out the new Judas Priest–it's totally triumphant!"
By Adrianne
Triumphant
A word used to describe someone who is superior, better, or victorious over everyone else

Guy1: Dude, I just kicked everyone's ass in my boxing match

Guy2: Man, you are totally triumphant!
By Laetitia
Non Triumphant

I was having a most non triumphant day, everything was totally bunged up.
By Gisele
Triumphant Gus
The act of receiving a blowjob from a girl in the shower while the warm water hits the back of your head. Folding your hands behind your head in triumph is not required, but strongly encouraged.

Gary: Oh, hey, how how'd it go with Padme?

Gus: Gary, let me tell you, I had the best Triumphant Gus of my life last night. All sorts of temperatures were just right.
By Sibyl
Most Triumphant
more triumphant than something that qualifies as "more triumphant"

that handjob was most triumphant
By Rose
Most Triumphant
eating a two-foot sub sandwich in under 30 minutes.

-whoa, did you just see that guy throw up 3 separate times?
--i did. but, it's ok. he's most triumphant.
-oh, thanks for clearing that up. my bad. i feel like such a tool.
--don't worry, you're more of a quasi bro/douche bag than a tool.
By Eddie
Triumphant Beehive
A cruel and unusual sexual manuver which involves: a middle-aged paraplegic mongoloid (perferably a woman), honey, and one of your best-friends. This is where the second half of it comes, in other words, this is where you "Double-team".

Cody, do you remember that one time, long ago in our youth, when we performed the long sought after "The Triumphant Beehive"? Wow, what a messy, messy day.
By Odette
Triumphant Bastard
When you have a boner that is just so incredibly hard and magnificent that you cant help but let out a grunt and brag to your friends.

Dude when I got those naked pics of Taylor I had such a Triumphant Bastard.
By Jamima
Triumphant Thirds
Being the third person to have sex with another, in succession.

Danny got sloppy seconds and then John had triumphant thirds, tina was very sore.
By Maribel
Veiny Triumphant Bastard
1. The huge, veiny, pulsing mass of erect glory that is the male penis.

2. An overly triumphant dick that's acting arrogant and condescending over some feat.

1. My dick.

2. Yeah, I beat you in mw2, no big deal. It was only 10-1.
You veiny triumphant bastard.
By Chiarra