The day of the week during which
Soylent Green may be purchased for consumption. Soylent Green is not readily available the other
days of the week due to limited production -- but don't worry, the more people die from
starvation, the more Soylent Green there will be for the remaining populace!
Governor
Santini is brought to you today by
Soylent Red, and Soylent Yellow. And, new, delicious,
Soylent Green: The "miracle food" of high energy plankton, gathered from the oceans of the world. Due to its enormous popularity, Soylent Green is in short supply, so remember—Tuesday is Soylent Green day.