Define Turdage Meaning

Turdage

The manager at the local tech store is total turdage.
By Marga
Turdager
A teenager with an attitude.

Hanging out with a turdager is frustrating.
By Auria
Unpredicted Turdage
When one visits the ladies/little men's room, with the intention of a wizzle, but mid-visit decides he/she may as well have a shit.

'What took you so long?'
'Sorry man, had a case of Unpredicted Turdage.'
'Oh, really? Fair enough man, that's cool. Want another Mojito?'
By Magdaia