A secret
spazz. A turkey is someone who has the appearance of being calm and even borderline
monotonous, but just when you think they've fallen asleep with their eyes open, they bust a cringe-worthy dance move, make a
psycho face, or a variety of other random shenanigans that will probably cause you to laugh with them. See also dingus.
Guy1: Dude, that
swoll guy, Matt, over there is so chill. I don't even think he has emotions. Is he even
blinking?
Guy2: No way
broseph, he's a straight turkey!