1. Lisa: "So, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time last night."
Natalie: "Really!? Oh my god, how was it?"
Lisa: "It was okay... but when he started
climaxing, he farted! It smelled so bad!"
Natalie: "Ew!! What a turn off!"
2. "There was this random girl who danced with me at the party last night. She was so hot. But when she
grinned at me at me, I noticed she was missing
two front teeth. Immediately turned me off, man."