Tweet - Thick Dictionary | Define Meaning

A post on Twitter, a real-time social messaging system.

I think I must be following too many people - I'm getting like a thousand tweets per hour.

Is it just my imagination or does Twitter sometimes 'eat' your tweets? Must have a 'tweet tooth' or something. (Jim Turner, 3/16/2008)

By Frayda

The sound the cerebellum emits as it atrophies from the overuse of internet and texting shorthand.

As the celebutant began to compose a message to submit to her Twitter account, her brain began to fail. A distinct "tweet" sound could be heard coming from her head as she collapsed in convulsions.

One female spawn of Kris Jenner down -- four more to go!

By Camellia

a rolled-up strip of material inserted into the end of your spliff, usu. made from thin cardboard. this term originated in the town of sudbury (ontario, canada) sometime in the 1990s. no one knows where it came from or why it is used in this way, but everyone in this town knows what 'tweet' is, and cannot use the term outside of the bury.

"yo, got any tweet?"
"yo, the tweet fell out of the dube"

By Dorian

sound that my lovely lil bird makes

By Giacinta

1. n. a communication sent via carrier pigeon wherein the carrier pigeon taps the message out in Morse code on the recipients window

2. v. the act of communicationg via carrier pigeon wherein the carrier pigeon taps the message out in Morse code on the recipients window

1. I just sent Biafra a tweet.

2. To tweet or not to tweet. That is the question.

By Tess

mid 80's preteen slang for cool.
derived from 'sweet'

those shoes look tweet

By Minny

Its when You have like a baby cum just a little of it.

I tweeted all over your daughters face last night.

By Sydelle

slang word for a vagina.

what a whore, her skirt's so short you can almost see her tweet

By Beryle

Pronunciation: \'twēt\
Function: verb; noun
Inflected Forms (verb/noun): tweeted; tweeting; tweets/ tweets
Etymology: From English tweet
Date: March of 2006, the foundation date of www.twitter.com

verb
: to post a piece of writing under 140 characters in length on the well known website www.twitter.com; usually in a blog-like format that describes the state of being, situation, feelings, and/or random thoughts of the individual (Akin to a Facebook status)

noun
: a single piece of writing one posts on www.twitter.com

verb

noun

By Dorine

a pussy wedgie

Did you see that chick pick her tweet?

By Joly

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