Define Twinkies Meaning

Twinkies
asian people that only appear asian but are actually white on the inside.. much like a twinkie Phrase coined by Herold and Kumar!

Asian chick 1: that guy is HOT!
Asian chick 2: Naah.. hes a twinkie
By Fae
Twinkies
a verb. To insert ones erected hand into another's armpit. Following, either wiggling the fingertips of the hand to symbolize a tickle (to an extent), or thrashing the hand vigorously in an up and down motion. Whilst doing either of these, the owner of the hand must, protrued from their vocal chords, the saying: "Twinkies!"
alternate tenses:(past: twinkiesed)(future: will twinkies)(present: twinkiesing)

Birthplace: Suwanee, Georgia

"In Phys Ed, I twinkiesed Jim.
By Maudie
Twinkies
The nickname sometimes used for the MLB team the Minnesota Twins.

The Twinkies are going to the World Series!!
By Flossie
Twinkies
A unit of measurement in reference to somebody's poor eating habits regardless of his or her actual number of twinkies consumed.

Girl 1: Shit, that guy has to be atleast 400lbs!
Girl 2: Yeah looks as though he's been hittin the twinkies pretty hard.

I think you need to lay off the twinkies, Lars.

Phyllis definately gets her fair share of twinkies.
By Andrea
Twinkies

fucc twinkies cuz dis is rollin 40's avenue crip gang cuz.
By Merrili
Twinkies
Juliana Ireland Jammerz and Zayla Lenay Houston.
Also known as, awesome hardcore best friends who are lazy.

"OH MY GOSH! LOOK AT THOSE TWINKIES! I WISH I WAS AS COOL AS THEM!"

"Those girls are such freakin' twinkies "

You can also use it as adjective
"GIMME A TWINKIE HUG, FOOOOOL!"
By Wynne
Twinkie
A woman that allows a man to cum inside of her. Essentially, turning her into a delicious cream-filled pastry.

I made Natalie into a twinkie last night.
By Britni
Twinkie
An asian person who is either adopted or living in a white community. Hence, yellow on the outside and white on the inside.

Yo, that Alex kid is such a twinkie. He says dude and he is so bad at math!
By Genovera
Twinkie
A Twinkie is a golden sponge cake with a creamy filling popular in the United States. It is distributed by the subcompany Hostess, which is owned by Dallas-based Interstate Bakeries Corporation.

A common urban legend claims that Twinkies have a shelf life of forever, or can last for a relatively long time of ten, fifty, or one hundred years due to chemicals used in production. While this urban legend is false, they really can last a long time (25 days or so), due to the fact that Twinkies are made without dairy products and thus spoil more slowly than most bakery items.

"Twinkie" is the correct spelling, "Twinky" is for ignorant rednecks.

"Silly customer, you cannot hurt a Twinkie." - Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
By Ernesta
Twinkie
a tasty cream filled pastry made from god-knows-what; known to have a shelf life of forever; if there was a nuclear war the only things to survive would be twinkies and cockroaches

By Mag