Define Two Dudes Meaning

Two Dudes
Characters created by mrandmrswheatley.co.uk (see also b3ta). Probably appearing in a margarine advert very soon.

Dude 1: "Dude, you are sooooo gay"
Dude 2: "I think you'll find you're gay"
Dude 1 "I'm sorry, did you say you were gay?"
By Matilda
Two Dudes
Two dudes are causing a nationwide crime wave. Whenever an assault victim is brought into the ER and the cops show up to take the crime report, the alledged perps are always 'two dudes" and the victim was always just "minding my business" If only we could incarcerate these nefarious "two dudes" crime rates would fall drastically and more people would be free to "mind their own business"

I was just minding my own business when these two dudes put a cap in me
By Bambi
Two Dudes

By Aida
Two-dudes
verb.

When something is going really, really well, then all of a sudden the whole situation gets totally fucked. Literal translation/origin: Girl sends Guy a booty call text message at 2am, but when Guy shows up, there's two dudes just chillin on the couch with Girl. As such, the guy got "two-dudesed."

Similar to cock block or buzzkill.

Can also be used to imply "fucking shit up."

"Two Dudes" may also be used as a noun referring to a person who constantly ruins kickass situations.

(v.) I was mackin on this chick last night and it was going great until her fat friend showed up and totally two-dudesed me!

(v.) That party was totally awesome until the cops showed up and two-dudesed the whole evening.

(v.) If that guy says one more word to me I'm fully going to go two-dudes on him.

(n.) Tommy is such a tool. He's pretty much a two-dudes.
By Guenevere
Two Dudes Baking
when two men fall asleep during the act of buttsex

Jackson: dude, my butthole is sweltering
Jarret: yea dude, my dick feels like i left it in an oven overnight

observer: sounds like you're two dudes baking
By Ferdinanda
Two Dudes Gettin Rude
When you and your best buddy decide to insert your man meat into each other’s tender anus.

Two dudes gettin rude: Dude? You wanna get rude with me?
By Concettina
Two's Or Dudes
A phrase used when entering a bar where all the occupants are ugly females or dudes. Derived from the 1-10 rating system of women's appearances. 1 being low, 10 being great, dudes not being rated.

Man this bar sucks! It's Two's or Dudes in here, and that dudes a two..... I'm out!!!
By Julee
Tagging Two Dudes In A Pic Of 2 Rainbows
simply the gayest thing a member of society can do. An action such as this is a confession of love from one man to another man. This is like broke back mountain. West coast=best coast. Only if you're gay.

I took a picture of 2 rainbows. I tagged one as me, and one as my friend. I love him. I am a fagget. I went home and realized I was "tagging two dudes in a pic of 2 rainbows." Wow Im gay.
By Marcy
Two Dudes One Toilet
When two piss drunk best friends need to puke, but there's only one toilet, and so little time.

"Dude, me and Tommy got so fucked up last night, that we did the old two dudes one toilet!"

Don't get drunk enough to have to do "Two Dudes One Toilet" with your best friend.
By Kathy