Define Two Legs Meaning

Two Leg
Noun. Scottish/Cumbernauld slang for a two litre (2L) bottle of strongbow.

'Scuse me mate you couldn't gea us a jump in for a two leg could you ?
By Barbra
Death On Two Legs

That old Sergeant, used to be known as death on two legs!
By Aeriell
Two Legged Conscience
Having another person in your life that helps you with your decision making till your own conscience skills developed . Usually this development of your own conscience will never occur according to the two legged conscience. Usually a wife friend or other helpful person qualifies as a two legged conscience. Poor results from behavior according to what your sense of right and wrong tells you is right denotes a need for a two legged conscience.

A two legged conscience will assist you in freely feeling shame when you do something immoral;

Pat a two legged conscience reminded Bob that he has no conscience about his habits"
A two legged conscience is needed when you are not able to adher to ethical or moral principles; you demonstrae a base, degrading way of life . Participate in dishonorable unethical practices usually causing immense fun and joy with a result of a total lack of guilt.
If Dick had a two legged conscience he would be alive today. Dick not having a two legged conscience developed a life style that He enjoyed but killed him. Poor individual decision making . Staying out for one more for the road. Not responsible to any higher authority.
By Maxine
Two Legged Snail
The two legged snail is a sexual act in which the women climbs on top of the mans face while he sexually eats her. The man then forces the women to curl up into a ball while he is still eating her, thus resembling a two legged snail

"Mommy mommy I saw a monster"

"Don't worry honey you're daddy and I were just pretending to be a two legged snail"
By Tierney
Two Legged Tuna

man your breath smells like you were munchin' on some two legged tuna last night
By Suzann
Two-legged Cattle

When people mindlessly do something without knowing any reason for doing it, they become like two-legged cattle.
By Augustina
Sex On Two Legs
some one that is record breakingly good looking and sexy that provokes any onlooker to immediatly want to engage in sex.

Good lord look at the boy, he's just sex on two legs!
By Dee Dee
Miracle On Two Legs
A girl that has tits and an ass that only a goddess would have

Allison is a miracle on two legs.
By Thomasina
Two Legs And A Wet Patch
After many long months with no sex you would settle for it. Man, animal, female etc.

It has been that long I would settle for anything with two legs and a wet patch
By Lucille
Like A Horse With Two Legs

Dave: "Oh man I am so wasted! I was all right about 10 minutes ago, but I guess those last 10 shots must have done me in."
Sam: "Shut up bitch. You've been nursing that can of Coors Light all night. And as for that ONE shot you took, you spit half that shit up, you two-beer queer."
Dave: "Well, uh, didn't you see me do that 5-minute kegstand? Man I must have had about 20 beers there. I'm such an alcoholic I should start going to meetings."
Sam: "You mean the 10-second kegstand on the keg of O'Doul's? Man you drink like a horse with two legs."
By Cyndie