Intoxication by a person(s) to the point where physical
impairment of the facial muscles are
evident, resulting in a loss of beauty and desirability of the face.
Drunk person: Dude I'm so drunk,
I can't feel my face or even keep my eyes open.
Sober Person: No dude, you're ugly drunk right now... you look like a
fighter pilot pulling 7 G's.
