Define Umpire Meaning

the person who stays at the stash house and watches the drugs. usually cocaine/crack.

A person who referees baseball games and enforces the rules; usually does not have a girlfriend because they are too busy fucking up games.

In Australian Football, the person who runs around the field blowing a whistle and tries to tell the players what to do. They are usually born without any form of eyesight. aka White Maggots

Fat guy who wears blue in a baseball game and can’t make one right call in his life and as Blinde as a bat

Dodgy stuff, too close to call, of dubious merit, some characteristic or aspect that "the jury is still out" on. Something that is debatable.

Etymology: Akin to when during a cricket match the on field umpires are faced with a decision that is too difficult to make and so they refer to the Third Umpire for a ruling.

Cricket: Used when the on-field umpire is unsure of a decision regarding run-outs, stumpings, and the legality of catches. However, they now use it as a cop-out as they are too pussy to make decisions. The third umpire plays part in the umpire decision referral system.

The place baseball umpires need to go when they suck.

Largely self appointed head geek at a Star Wars convention. Passes judgment on costumes and characterizations.

Satish is a boy from Chennai who is for known for his social media name Internet Umpire , he is well know for his love for the IPL team chennai super kings and Cricket , He is popoularly known as Heisenberg among twitteraties and Instagrammer's , he is one of the accounts which is followed by official twitter handle of Chennai Superking's