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Under The Bed
Under The Bed is when a straight person claims to be gay/part of the LGBTQ+ community

For example:

You: yeah im (insert some form of gay)
Some guy: oh yeah well gay. Im not interested in girls at all
Same guy a few days later:(suddenly has a girlfriend)
You: you're so Under The Bed
By Dottie
Red Under The Bed
an insidious communist presence that has infiltrated a capitalist society (the under the bed part refers to the stereotypical child's fear of monsters under the bed, often used ironically to describe the mentality of people who are paranoid about communists)

Back then the red under the bed was viewed as the driving force behind our defense budget.
By Marisa
Knock It Under The Bed
knocking your shlong under THE bed.

Adamn: Hey Ben what is up my niggy
Ben: Nothing just gonna Knock It Under THE Bed when i get home
Adamn: Can I join?
Ben: Only if you wear socks.
Adamn: Why is that?
Ben: Because if you wear socks nothing you do is gay.
Adamn: NOICE
By Tamra
Under The Bed Pretty
So ugly, you have to be hidden under the bed

(describing someone to a friend) He is what I would call "under the bed pretty"
By Delcina
Get Under Your Bed
Shut up, your irrelevant

Someone curses at you, you say "Get Under Your Bed Mate"
By Simonette
Put My Suitcase Under The Bed
Settling in to what was once meant to be a temporary situation.

Man 1: "Seems weird that you're still dating Katie. Did you put your suitcase under the bed or something?"
Man 2: "Yeah, at first she was just a rebound but it turns out we have a ton in common. I can definitely see us going somewhere."

"Y'know working at the local bookstore was just going to get me through college, but I love the people and the pays pretty good, so I might put my suitcase under the bed at this one."
By Malinde
What's Under Your Mom's Bed
A black guy with a big ass black ass cock that your mom likes to suck and put up her ass when everyone else falls asleep

Black guy:are the kids almost asleep?
Mom:just hold on I'll go check on them.
Black guy:ok.
Mom:ok they are asleep let's get it on!!!
Black guy:oh yeah that feels good!
Kid:mom,what's under your mom's bed?
By Dulcea
Search Under The Bed
Searching under the bed means getting in the position to take it doggy style. On all 4s, arms and head down, ass up. Searching under the bed.

Nathan - Hey bitch, go search under the bed ;)
Patricia - But I want missionary!
Nathan - No, cunt, go search under the bed!
Patricia - Fine
By Dottie
Big Fat Lump Under My Bed
a man that stalk little children's bedrooms when they are asleep

"honey there's a man standing in the all way" he said "oh no that's just our big fat lump under my bed watching the kids" she said
By Lenna
Under The Bed She-shed
That sort of secret space under the bed where a girl keeps her dildos.

Girl, I keep my toys in the 'under the bed she-shed'!
By Elladine