guy 1: I'd like two packs of cigarettes and this pack of gum please
cashier: that will be
5 bucksguy 1: "pays up"
cashier: "stays with the cigarettes and gives only gum" now get out of here before I
call the policeguy 1: why? You just robbed me, it costs
1 dollarcashier: you're underaged, fool, now bye, before I call you mommy and tell her what you were trying to buy