Define Underwear Meaning

Underwear
a fart destenchilizer that protects jeans from skid marks

Bobby pooped in his underwear.
By Freida
Underwear
Item of clothing used to stabilize one's genitalia and/or ass cheeks.

Tell your mom to come get her underware from my bedroom floor.
By Lida
Underwear
The most useless thing on the planet.

I don't know why she bothered wearing underwear, they were off in record time.
By Drucy
Underwear
undergarments some people wear under their outer clothing, consisting of bra and panties for women or shorts and T-shirts for men, excess clothing you dont need because no-one ever sees it


In the summer,the girls wear skirts with no underwear.
Girl, do you wear any underwear, I don't see any panti lines.
By Estell
Underwear
completely useless to men

By Cassondra
Underwear
1. The thing you wear under your clothes
2. To understand something
3. To rip off someone's underwear as a sexual gesture.

1. Why is your underwear all over the floor?
2. I don't underwear what you're saying.
3. My boyfriend and I made out by the food table then we went for it and underweared eachother.
By Georgianna
Underwear
A. a nuisensical device designed to abate the process of dressing and undressing.

B. a pointless product designed as an economic stimulant in the textile industry

After wearing his new underwear just one time, Thais noticed a stripe in back that wasn't present at the time of purchase.
By Natala
Underwear

I never wear underwear.
By Austine
Underwear
The only thing separating two people from a good time. It is found on men as boxers that do a poor job of concealing what lies underneath. It is found women as panties that are sexy as hell no matter if you can see under them or not. Underwear can be removed easily by dragging them down from the waist and past the feet. However, they are removed even more easily by grabbing them by both sides and, with a swift and rough motion, yanking them hard enough until they have ripped completely off the person. Believa. Only then shall you obtain the prize beneath, whether that be a penis (or Elephant) or vagina.

My underwear is black with a single white stripe. My girl rips them off when she's being feisty and we stay up all night.
By Sallyanne
Underwear
Your undergarments, or for people who don't know what undergarments are the clothes under your shirt, pants, or dress

I forgot to wear underwear today Larry!
By Charity