The tuft of hair directly above the asscrack. It is the opposite of the happy trail.
When David went to prison all the anal rapists laughed at the tramp stampthat said "oops" that they could read through his especially harry unhappy trail.
By Kamilah
Unhappy Hours
working hours, all the time you spend at work, for instance between 8am and 4 pm etc.
James: How 'bout a beer tomorrow? At "Johnny's" they have happy hours between 4 and 5 pm.
Chris: Sure thing, bro. But first, I'll have to go through my unhappy hours at "Johnson and Sons".
After telling his staff they needed to work all weekend, the boss came into the meeting face a number of unhappycampers.
By Carlotta
Unhappy Meal
The chief product of McXerox, available at any of their many pit lane drive-thru franchises. A poisoned box of sour grapes and misery. The staple diet of McXerox employees, their lackies and losers.