Define Unicorned Meaning

Unicorned
Unicorned-when a person in the gym gets rammed in the ass by a large piece of exercise equipment.

Mike wasn't paying attention and was unicorned by the leg press.
By Denice
Unicorned
When boning a horse and its dick goes through your forehead

You just got unicorned!!!!
By Wallis
Unicorned
To stick an enemy in Halo 3 with a spike grenade so that it sticks out of their head giving them the appearance of a unicorn.

Yo man, you just got unicorned!
By Tracy
Unicorning
Strapping a dildo to your head and charging full throttle and drilling the recipient in the vagina or anus.

By Juanita
The Unicorns
band. Nicholas Neil Diamonds, Alden Ginger, J'aime Tambour and whomever they choose to initiate with secret celestial powers.

The Unicorns exploded into the international indie pop scene after releasing their second cd.
By Aleta
The Unicorns
A beautifully amazing indie band.

The Unicorns have made my life into an eternal neon light...which is good.
By Guenevere
Unicorn
A common swinging term used in the community to refer to a single female interested in meeting other couples. Described as such due to the rarity of finding said females. By no means derogatory but quite the opposite, a rare treat.

"We are interested in meeting other couples and single females" - The usual swinger couples interest.

We've met one or two unicorns in our time.
By Tammie
Unicornal
adj; possessing unicorn like features and, or actions.

John was acting so unicornal today.
By Jenifer
Unicorn

By Felicity
Unicorn
That girl that you can't catch. Everything about her is so perfect (divine, if you will) getting with her is unfathomable. She is truly a blessing from God. Bumping into her on the sidewalk is a good day. Holding a conversation with her... you were probably dreaming. Anything beyond that - good luck. It takes time, effort, and a whole lot of persistency. But never give up; unicorns are said to be "uncatchable," but nothing is impossible. Impossible is nothing. Under no circumstances, never ever, not ever, at no time, should you ever marry a girl who is not your unicorn... Unless you have some super square wheels, then you should look up the word "Swamp Donkey." Everyone has a unicorn; it's just a matter of spotting her and tracking her down. Give it time, it will happen. "For destiny grants us our wishes, but in its own way, in order to give us something beyond our wishes." Good will hunting boiiis.

"Dude, did you just see that broad? I think I just found my unicorn. Now how do I go about talking to her?"

“That girl is a ten for sure.” “No bro, she’s not a ten - she’s beyond a ten. She’s my unicorn.”
By Alena