Function: noun
1 : An Ivy League University in the heart of the city of Philadelphia. Nestled within "University City," the school attracts the best and brightest, socially apt, and interesting individuals from around the globe.
2 : A Place where you receive a degree that gives you a wide variety of job options once you graduate; especially if you attend the
Wharton School of Business.
Antonym: Princeton. Harvard. Yale. Dartmouth. Cornell. Columbia. Brown.
Note: University of Pennsylvania (also known as
Penn or
UPenn) is often confused with Penn State which is NOT an Ivy League College.
See: Ivy League
Community College Student: Brawwww! Where'd you go to college? You lookin' mighty smart in your
business suit.
Penn Student: University of Pennsylvania
Community College Student: Thats pretty
sweeeeet. What job you got?
Penn Student: I work on
Wallstreet.
Community College Student: Wall whaaaaa- ?