Define Unload Meaning

Unload
To have an orgasm and release semen

Also see Spurt, Cum

keep sucking, im about to unload!!
By Berty
Unload
to use every possible insult you can when verbally lashing someone until they are completely and utterly served and owned. "Unload" refers to someone "unloading" a clip on someone with a gun, releasing all possible ammo into the other person, resulting death (probably.) This is pretty much the same, except verbally.

Person 1: "My girlfriend thought it would be cool to ask another guy to Prom, so I unloaded on her in front of everyone at lunch. I feel much better."
Person 2: "Wow...dude....you rocked her....I didn't know you had that much hate inside you...."
By Henriette
Unload
To take a big shit.

Man, I ate a bunch of pancakes & now I have to unload.
By Harmonie
Unload
To urinate. The term is regularly used in contexts when there's no toilet in sight.

Stop the car. I've had too much to drink and now I have to unload.
By Davine
Unload

Manny: Hey I just whacked this fucker out for about 15 grand in diamonds, do you know somewhere I can unload these?
Larry: Yeah, call up Lenny the Jeweler. He'll give you the best price for it.
By Willamina
Unloader
A sad, depressed, suicidal Wal-mart employee who spends their days in the back room, damaging their bodies and sense of sanity to appease The fuhrer, Sam Walton.

Man 1: Shit, another truck? I hate being an unloader!
Man 2: OHHHH GOD!! KILL ME!!!
Man 3: **already hung himself**
By Estrellita
Unload
To empty your sack, to explode, to empty your sperm ducts, the male orgasm.

Hey Gaff, you've got a big smile on your face - did you unload ?
By Evie
Unloading

MOCO loves unloading all over chicks' faces and titties!
By Elonore
Unload The Groceries

By Jenn
Unload The Groceries
1.)-prep. phrase- a polite, and usually deceptive, manner a man has to say that he is busy masturbating to orgasm.

Usually used in the presence of young children and/or parents/grand parents where one doesn't want to use the more obscene terminology, or otherwise wants to fly below the radar.

1. I'll talk to you after I finish Unloading the groceries. 2. I'm going to go unload the groceries.
By Donna