He just let his crush dye his hair purple and didn't get any action. Bro let shorty come over and fuck his hair but not him. That is the hardest unsuccessful simping I have ever fucking seen.
By Terra
Unsuccessful Status
When one posts a status on facebook and expects it to receives likes/comments, yet it fails to generate a response.
Facebook status: ....is going to get shitfaced in Tijuana, let's hope they don't find the blow in my pocket!
3 hours later.....
"Nobody liked this or said anything about it? Man must be an unsuccessful status."
By Fallon
Unsuccessful Fuckboy
An unsuccessful fuckboy acts like a regular fuckboy but no one wants him. He tries to be popular but everyone thinks he’s just a bit strange. But some people maybe so desperate that they will date him.
