Define Upon Meaning

Upon
Generally used in "once upon a time..." it can be used where you would use on or up on in most situations. You would probably not say "upon my girlfriend" but you get the idea.

Her opinion WILL be heard on anything that she cares about enough to comment upon.
By Brunhilde
Upons
Another way to say "all over" as in "I was all over that". I heard my brother use it and love it, not sure if he made it up or not. Stress the biginning of the word, UPonz.

When they had all you can eat crab legs at the club, I was all upons.
Check my new car, the ladies will be all upons.
By Gwendolin
Sit-upon
a nicer way term for someone's ass/behind

mother: Evan, please get your sit-upon off the floor, I can't pass with the laundry basket; you're in the middle of the bloody hallway.

Evan: go back to your cave. Can't you see I'm playing transformers?.
By Agatha
Festered Upon
1. When someone chucks completely random shit at you, such as garbage
(derived from the word fester: garbage is festering, thus, to be festered upon is to have festering crap thrown at you).

2. When someone uses entirely bitchy/bullshit behavior towards you.

1. Me and A-ron were festered upon when his grandma tossed the kitchen trash at us.

2. I was having a quiet smokeout when some crazy bitch festered upon me and my homedogs by lecturing us.
By Annamaria
Stumble Upon
stumble across, to encounter or discover (someone or something) by accident

after 28 yrs of mis direction i stumble upon taoism n it changed my life forever!
By Davita
An Agreed Upon
A fight, throw hands ect, usually for a just cause

Drop that badge and I'll meet you out front for an agreed upon
By Hyacinthe
Stumble Upon

I spent 36 hours on Stumble Upon.
By Eveline
Rain Upon
Rain upon/on : For ( rain or something similar ) fall on something or somebody.

Rain upon is formal and less commonly used than rain on.

It rained upon the fields until they were flooded. Rain upon mostly used in passive (rained upon)
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By Catlee
Shit Upon
To be completely dominated in any sort of way, usually in competition.

Cleveland got shit upon by Lebron when he left for Miami.
By Karola
Browned Upon

When someone has been farted or defecated on. Jimmy farted on James's face James has now been Browned Upon
By Kathryn