Define Ups Package Meaning

UPS Package
n. / v.

1. Unprotected sex
2. The act of having unprotected sex

Bro, I gave her the UPS package last night and now I'm worried there might be a delivery in 9 months
By Mil
Roasted, Toasted, Packaged Up, And Posted
When you roast someone and they have no comebacks at all and just standing there, absorbing the screams from the crowd as the roastee, makes a square in the air with his hands, and waves a check in the air.

1: You're ugly!
2: That sounds like a mouthful, i'm sure you used that when you were choking on your dads dick.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
an example of someone being Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted.

Me: please help me i'm bored and made a shitty meme...
By Jenn